How much red tape can there be to access a research library? This is certainly not the first library I have used but what can I say, I have never ever felt there were that many hurdles between me and the books. And it is NOT a language question. My French is perfectly fine, thank you.
First of all, entering the library rivals any airport security check. After having obtained the access cards to the research library, we tried to add a few books and articles to our accounts, in order to reserve them for our next visit, we then were directed to the "vestiaire" where you have to put all the belongings you want to take into the research library into a see through bag and say goodbye to the rest. You then pass a security gate with your access card like a Navigo card, and find yourself in an area where you expect to be decontaminated or have something evil descend on you to make sure your are one of the elect or and brainwash you at the same time into thinking how grand all of this was. Then you descend into the entrails of one of the four towers by way of a gigantique elevator which equals the attempted grandesse of the The Rooms. At the end new gates await. An information desk, more security gates, blablabla. We only wanted to register our laptops with the system because it takes 24 hours for the registration to work its magic and give you access, but we would then have lost an entire day out of our 15 access days which we purchased before. So we decided instead to alight, go through the reverse procedure, grab some food and a few free Wifi minutes at a café, before an appointment a bit later.
Ah, books! What you do to protect them! Put them in four different towers with four wonderful themes: Tour du temps (Tower of time), Tour des lois (Tower of law), Tour des nombres (Tower of numbers), Tour des lettres (Tower of words) so it takes 45 minutes to get them form the storage place to your desk.
I am not sure I will get it ...
Anyway, on a different note: the power outage is temporarily fixed by connecting big power cables to the neigbouring building through the hall way with signs of "Danger de mort" on them. The Wifi is completely knocked out, our landlord does not seem to fathom the gravity of the problem (for people accessing online journals all the time), the water runs intermittently in the morning.
Ah, Paris!














